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Membership is a way for you to support this website.
Membership benefits are my way of saying "Thanks for your support." You should in no way expect to get your money's worth.
- My thanks.
- A PDF copy of a scan of an authentic forgery of the "One True Memo" that Hank may or may not have dictated to Karl.
Possible Future Benefits
Which, if any, of these get implemented will depend a great deal on how many people become members.
- Being listed on a supporters page
- Early access to new content.
- An exclusive, members-only forum or chat.
- Discounts on merchandise (if I ever have any merchandise).
- Really cheap prizes. Something on the order of stickers, temporary tattoos or membership cards.
What the membership levels mean
Not much. It's likely that everyone will get more or less the same stuff, but higher levels might get a somewhat better version. For example:
- Listed first and/or in larger type on the supporters page.
- Indication of level in the chat / forum.
- Better discounts.
- More of the cheap prizes.
Memberships won't expire.
I reserve the right to restrict or terminate troublesome members. For example, someone caught posting member-only content elsewhere might have their membership revoked. Someone who is a jerk on the forums might be banned from the forums.
Some benefits might be a one-time-only benefit for new members that old members would only get for an additional fee. For example, if I get a bunch of stickers printed up, those might go to new members as part of their membership, but only be available to existing members who send me a buck to cover costs.